It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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