Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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