If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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