U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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