im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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