was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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