Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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