How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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