You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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