Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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