You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
from now on my penis is your penis
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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