I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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