If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Randomize
