U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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