I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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