Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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