I wanna bring you to show and tell
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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