she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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