So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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