I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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