Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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