I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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