Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
organizing the empties. That sober.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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