How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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