Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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