i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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