if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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