I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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