i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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