did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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