ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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