you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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