I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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