i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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