he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
