The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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