let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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