too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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