I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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