do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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