dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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