It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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