Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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