yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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