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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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