nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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