Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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