seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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