Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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