she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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