I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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